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Not the favorite grandchild

by Pamster00

O for a Granny soft, warm, and tender.
My last rhyme I'd spend, praises to send her.

Granny's not baked for me since I was four.
Mine were the cookies that fell on the floor.

No mugs of hot cocoa, steamy and hot,
No nuggets, tenders - not even a tot!

I thread through the crowd, I try to sit down.
I head for a beanbag, corduroy, brown.

"Steer your rear clear!  That chair is for Puzzled."
Stung, I squat in a corner, confuzzled.

Favored feline takes her seat gracefully.
Keeper slides in and Gran offers him tea.

I reach for a plush bear, parked on a shelf.
"Put RBud down - keep your hands to yourself!"

Mishu Anubis:  stately he enters.
Gran coos fondly as on him she centers.

Fresh home-baked dog bix run over his plate.
Meatballs, paté, and ribs - how does he rate?

It's-My-Name Lam finds four-two such a breeze,
"Solve your way in; you belong!"  Such a tease.

Ike:  "At-Colon-Slash?"  Gran:  "Namchokdef, dear."
Should I ask the same, it's "You, outta here!"

"All my grandkids have a genius IQ.
"Are all those points yours?  Did you steal a few?"

I study my toes, avoid Aaasa's gaze.
His brilliance would set my eyebrows ablaze.

"Said you were smart," she challenged another.
"Small, Gran," mumbled the red-ribboned brother.

Ellie eye-rolled as the weak pun fell flat.
If not the fave grandkid, like is like that.

Pleasure & Pain

by clio_rose

Small-tool, small- tool, why do you push

Why do you push, why do you push

Riddler riddler, did you forget about me

 

I've been riddling to the point of migraine

Thinking about nothing but the sheer pain

Please don't ask me how I kept moving on

No, please don't ask me how I kept moving on

 

Broke my head with the brilliance of your brain

Primal fear ruled, I could never explain

Riddler riddler why you wanna mess me up

Humour  or hater I found my mind

Fixed my thoughts,  occasionally blind

Please don't ask me how I kept moving on

No, please don't ask me how I kept moving on

 

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain

I loved the pleasure, but have a brain sprain

Whatever you do don't try to explain

Base, Rot or maths, to me ever again

 

No no no

Go go go

No no no

Go go go

no don't dare say

go go go girl

 

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain

I loved the pleasure, but have a brain sprain

Whatever you do don't try to explain

Base, Rot, or maths to me ever again.

Ande Ka Funda (The fundamental of an egg)

submitted by BlackFiresong
 

translated from Urdu:


Egg, egg, egg, egg
We all have seen it
We've seen it many times
But have you ever thought
What is the fundamental of an egg
How deep is it
Inside the head of this bald man
There's a smart brain
It understands a few things
It teaches us a few things
Listen carefully
I'll sing and explain it to you
    
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
There's an egg within an egg
There's a fundamental within a fundamental
The egg of an egg
The fundamental of a fundamental
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
There's an egg within an egg
There's a fundamental within a fundamental
The egg of an egg
The fundamental of a fundamental
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
    
Egg, egg
Egg, egg
    
Without an egg there wouldn't be any chicken
They wouldn't have been there
The parties wouldn't be fun without chicken
They wouldn't have been fun
Without parties there wouldn't be love
Without love there wouldn't be life
Without parties there wouldn't be love
Without love there wouldn't be life
From an egg we get chicken
From a chicken we get egg
Be it Patna or Bathinda
GYou'll find eggs in every house
Be it Patna or Bathinda
You'll find eggs in every house
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
    
Even zero is an egg
Even hero is an egg
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg
Even a thief eats egg
Even a guy eats egg
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg
Even a black person eats egg
Even a fair person eats egg
They say on the TV that eat an egg everyday
Even a black person eats egg
Even a fair person eats egg
They say on the TV that eat an egg everyday
Even the sun is an egg
Even the moon is an egg
The world is like an egg
The egg is like the world
The world is like an egg
The egg is like the world
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
    
There's an egg in omelette
There's an egg in chocolate
There's an egg in a sofa
There's an egg in coca
There's an egg in a toilet
There's an egg in violet
There's an egg in a hotel
There's an egg in a bottle
There's an egg in a fashion show
There's an egg in the ration row
There's an egg in an arrow and bow
There's an egg in come and go
There's an egg in King Kong
There's an egg in ping pong
There's an egg in ding dong
There's an egg in sing song
    
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
The philosophy of life is hidden in it
Come I'll teach you the fundamental of an egg
It's not something that's ordinary
    
The egg and it's fundamentals
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The fundamentals and it's egg
The egg and it's egg
The fundamentals and it's egg
The fundamentals and it's egg
The egg and it's egg
The fundamentals and it's egg
The egg and it's egg
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's egg
The fundamentals and it's fundamentals
The egg and it's fundamentals
Egg!

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